Fake News Report

Alien frogs rain from above.

Last week the zoo of Minnesota had an issue. Someone had stolen all the frogs from one of the exhibit, with a grand total of 256 frogs gone missing. There were no signs of forced entry into the zoo or any evidence of any fowl play what so ever. It's as if they just simply disappeared. It's been a week now this mysterious kidnapping and yesterday night it literally started raining frogs. A woman, Ashley Carmel was interviewed after one of the frogs landed on her head and wouldn't leave. It turned out half the frog's body inserted itself into her ear and is risky to remove. Tests and x-rays show that the frogs arm mutated and are reaching into her brain, possibly gathering information scientist speculate.

When asked how Ashley was feeling about the incident and what she thought was happening she replied, "I'm scared, something is going on here. Why is there a freaking frog in my ear and why can't anyone do anything about it!" We also asked her, after she had calmed down where is happened she said, "I was just driving in my car and the thing fell from the sky through my sunroof and onto my head! Why is it raining frogs?! This is unreal."

Later yesterday night she was found dead in her hospital bed, the frog missing, blood and parts of her brains pouring out of her ear. The site was gruesome and very disturbing. This morning reports have been made aliens are to blame. They stole the frogs, inserted there alien babies inside and are now planning on stealing information by going inside human's brains and taking over the world. Space ships have also been sited near mars, the end may be near!